Random text that I find amusing~

Jun 28

petergatsbygreen:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

GROW DINOSAURS

We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.

Jun 28
alt-j:

my dad is fanning raw salmon and i don’t know why

alt-j:

my dad is fanning raw salmon and i don’t know why

Jun 28

lastoneout:

ectobiolodaddy:

i think ppl should draw smooches more because basically if you can draw a heart you can draw a KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i mean these are simple smooch poses but… they are so fun 2 do *_*

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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Jun 28
Jun 28

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes
Jun 28
Jun 28

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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Jun 28
Jun 28

officialwhitegirls:

sniffing:

officialwhitegirls:

tumblr user officialwhitegirls is my favorite blog 

isn’t that you…

tumblr user officialwhitegirls is my favorite blog 

Jun 28
snazziest:

this was no accident

snazziest:

this was no accident